Jokes

Ever notice how your brain acts like it pays rent in your skull? I have always believed that funny head […]

Ever notice how marriage turns one confident adult into a full-time intern at home? I have always believed the best

Ever noticed how a household appliance can have more authority than your manager? I have, and that is exactly why

Ever tried to keep a straight face while holding a lemon like it pays rent? I didn’t either, which is

Have you ever noticed how birds carry themselves like they pay rent? I have always believed that the best funny

Ever notice how dads treat dogs like unpaid interns with fur? I have seen grown men introduce a Labrador like

Ever notice how green objects act like they own the room? I swear funny green puns have the confidence of

Ever notice how a snack can have more personality than your group chat? I have watched friendships tested over the

Why does geometry feel like it personally knows when you are already tired? I have always believed shapes carry the

Why does every guitar somehow act like the loudest roommate you never invited? I have spent enough time around musicians