Jokes

Have you ever noticed how birds carry themselves like they pay rent? I have always believed that the best funny […]

Ever notice how dads treat dogs like unpaid interns with fur? I have seen grown men introduce a Labrador like

Ever notice how green objects act like they own the room? I swear funny green puns have the confidence of

Ever notice how a snack can have more personality than your group chat? I have watched friendships tested over the

Why does geometry feel like it personally knows when you are already tired? I have always believed shapes carry the

Why does every guitar somehow act like the loudest roommate you never invited? I have spent enough time around musicians

Ever watched a perfectly responsible adult become emotionally confident after one sip? I have, and I respect the commitment to

Why do baked goods always act like they run the place? I have spent enough time loitering near display cases

Why does an ogre’s sense of humor feel uncomfortably relatable? I like jokes that smell faintly of onions and confidence,

Ever notice how snacks become your entire personality the moment the bag opens? I believe snacks are not just food