Jokes

Ever spill your drink and decide the world must know your pain? I have built a career around noticing those […]

Ever notice how an egg can look calm while ruining your entire morning? I have always believed breakfast deserves better

Ever notice how a ball of yarn can look innocent and still ruin an entire afternoon? I have watched grown

Have you ever seen a grown adult emotionally collapse over a slice of salami? I have, and that is exactly

Ever notice how a boat name can carry more confidence than its captain? I have seen vessels dock with titles

Ever noticed how your coworker acts like they’re auditioning for a medical drama every time someone sneezes? I have been

Ever noticed how some days feel like the captain left you alone on deck with nothing but a rubber duck?

Have you ever watched someone take a ham sandwich way too seriously and thought life was missing humor? I can’t

Ever noticed how a single misbehaving pet can ruin an entire living room? I swear, my neighbor’s lamb has more

Ever notice how a hard hat instantly gives someone the confidence of a superhero with a mortgage? I have always