Author name: Mike Jorden

Ever accidentally sent a love note to a coworker instead of your crush? I did, and it was almost as […]

Ever spill your drink and decide the world must know your pain? I have built a career around noticing those

Ever notice how an egg can look calm while ruining your entire morning? I have always believed breakfast deserves better

Have you ever seen a grown adult emotionally collapse over a slice of salami? I have, and that is exactly

Ever noticed how your coworker acts like they’re auditioning for a medical drama every time someone sneezes? I have been

Ever noticed how some days feel like the captain left you alone on deck with nothing but a rubber duck?

Have you ever watched someone take a ham sandwich way too seriously and thought life was missing humor? I can’t

Ever notice how your brain acts like it pays rent in your skull? I have always believed that funny head

Ever noticed how a household appliance can have more authority than your manager? I have, and that is exactly why

Ever notice how green objects act like they own the room? I swear funny green puns have the confidence of