Author name: Mike Jorden

Ever notice how green objects act like they own the room? I swear funny green puns have the confidence of […]

Why does geometry feel like it personally knows when you are already tired? I have always believed shapes carry the

Ever watched a perfectly responsible adult become emotionally confident after one sip? I have, and I respect the commitment to

Why do baked goods always act like they run the place? I have spent enough time loitering near display cases

Why does an ogre’s sense of humor feel uncomfortably relatable? I like jokes that smell faintly of onions and confidence,

Have you ever packed confidence, chaos, and snacks like they were official documents? I write travel humor the way I

Ever notice how food jokes hit harder when they pretend to be extremely serious? I think that’s why funny chili

Ever wonder why science crushes feel legally binding by the third beaker? I believe romance gets unhinged the moment lab

Ever watched someone treat a camera like it owes them money? I have, and I respect the commitment. I believe

Ever notice how doors get way too involved in our personal business? I have always believed that everyday objects reveal