January 28, 2026

Ever watched a perfectly responsible adult become emotionally confident after one sip? I have, and I respect the commitment to […]

Why do baked goods always act like they run the place? I have spent enough time loitering near display cases

Why does an ogre’s sense of humor feel uncomfortably relatable? I like jokes that smell faintly of onions and confidence,

Ever notice how snacks become your entire personality the moment the bag opens? I believe snacks are not just food